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Wednesday, January 12, 2011

LOVE QUOTES & SAYINGS

1. Love is like war,

Easy to begin but hard to end.

2. It is the things in common that make relationships enjoyable, but it is the little differences that make them interesting.
3. The best feelings are those that

Have no words to describe them...
4. Soul meets soul on lover's lips.
5. To live is like to love -

all reason is against it,

and all healthy instinct for it.

6. One word frees us

Of all the weight and pain in life,

That word is Love!
7. The most precious possession that ever comes

To a man in this world

Is a woman's heart!

8. A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature

To stop speech when words become superfluous.

9. Love is like a rumor,

Everyone talk about it,

But no one truly knows.
10. My love for you is a journey;

Starting at forever

And ending at never.
11. I only wish to be the fountain of love

From which you drink,

Every drop promising eternal passion.

12. You can give without loving,

But you cannot love without giving.

13. Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness.
14. Love does not die easily.

It is a living thing.

It thrives in the face

of all life's hazards,

save one - neglect.
15. What's love? Who can give answer?

Who has the mystery to guess?

The only one can secret understand

Who had a chance all these to test...
16. The most eloquent silence that of two mouths meeting in a kiss.

17. Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

18. In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.

19. Just because someone doesn't love you

In the way you want them to,

doesn't mean that they don't love you

with all they've got.

20. You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.

21. Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.

22. Love is like a bird.

Set it free...

if it's yours

it will come back...

and if it doesn't

it was never yours and never will be...
23. "I love you"-

These three simple words,

Can begin a new world,

Those three words can create a life,

but they can also be full of emptiness...

remember it

when you say "I love you".
24. Love is like wind -

You can't see it, but you can feel it.
25. Love is a bridge to the light...

Love is a bird in the flight!
26. My heart to you is given:

Oh, do give yours to me;

We'll lock them up together,

And throw away the key.

27. What's love? The fire in your eyes?

Two hearts which merge in one?

Your soul, flying in the skies?

Or of the parting bitter wine?
28. Love is an act of endless forgiveness

A tender look which becomes a habit.

29. The best and the most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart.

30. The courses of true love never did run smooth.
31. But true love is a durable fire,

In mind ever burning,

Never sick, never old, never dead,

From itself never turning.

JOKING

1. The 10 main things men know about women:

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10. THEY HAVE BOOBS
2.I saw something in a store display today, it was so beautiful, wonderful and adorable. I was close to buying it 4 u, but then I realized it was my own reflection.
3. I'd like to tell u the three simple words... I am hungry;)
4. I'm a killer, I kill people for money,

but u r my friend I'LL KILL YOU FOR FREE.
5. A man dies and goes to Heaven. He meets God and asks Him to answer a few questions: "Why did u make women so pretty?"- "For you would like them"-"But how come u made them so beautiful?"-"So that you would LOVE them"-"But why did you make them such airheads"-"So they would love u!"
6. One day I was eager to kill the most beautiful person alive... But suicide is a sin;)
7. Always follow my rules:

1. I'm always right

2. If I'm wrong see point 1 :)
8. Nobody is perfect. I'm nobody. Consequently, I'm perfect. :)
9. I really do hate the two words... "Don't" & "stop" unless u put them together!
10. When I'm with u, I long 4 everything and at once,

But I'm getting nothing and little by little.
11. Are u mad at me? if not, turn off your phone!
12. U are not drunk unless u are able to lay on the floor not holding on...
13. If u think that no one cares about you, miss a couple of payments!
14. I need you...

I want you...

to send a message.
15. If u are not fond of me then screw YOU

But.. if u are then screw ME... hehe :)
16. Out of my mind.

Will be back in 5 minutes.
17. I'm doing my make-up, I'll be back in a FEW HOURS.
18. Over-use of alcohol may cause a pregnancy.
19. Those deep eyes, that sexy body, such a brain, a tender lips and pretty smile...but that's enough about me, tell me how you are?
20. Do u want to come to my place for a cup of tea and some sex? No? Why, don't you like tea?
21. Urgent! It's very urgent! Call me in half an hour!
22. Forget my words of love and how I hold u tight

Forget my kisses hot - it's all just only lie,

Of course, u are a pretty man

But more I love the roasted hen!
23. If you were called sleep, I would do you in bed right now!
24. If u've met me - don't look at me

If u've looked at me - don't kiss

If u've kissed me - don't make sex

If u've sexed me - don't stop!
25. I'm so fresh, so clean and so wet...

*in the shower*
26. You have the body of god... unfortunately, it's Buddha.
27. It's important to find a man who has money, a man who will love u, a man who is a great lover. But it's much more important that these 3 men will never meet.
28. Last night i longed 4 u, i wanted u, i was eager to taste u...i wanted u to be inside me.. but i couldn't find u...oh, Tylenol!
29. I know u consider me glad

I know u consider me fine

But like every other guy

Leave the number and wait in line!
30. U broke my heart, so I'll break your jaw.
31. Girls were born so that boys wouldn't feel lonely.
32. I love u, but especially on days that end with a "y".
33. I'm going to do the best thing in bed... well the second best thing :) Sleep.
34. You are, of course, not Venus, but there is something venereal in you...
35. My dear, I'm in the kitchen "cooking"... If i do not call u back in half an hour - dial 9-1-1! Thank u ;)

HINTING AT INTIMACY

1. Don't stare at me like that - my pants are already on fire!
2. Send me a message and I'll call u back later,

Send me a SEXY message and I'll call u back sooner.
3. Save water for Noah... take a shower with me!
4. Dear, when u r close to me my sense becomes livable!
5. Hello, Darling! I've just taken a shower! you have 5 minutes to come and not to let me dress myself...
6. At this moment 1 billion people is sleeping, 1 billion is eating, and 1 billion is having sex. But I'm unable to do the first and the second cuz I want to do with you the third!
7. Sweety, if you shoot such a look at me again, my fly won't stand it!
8. Please, don't get tired - I'll need u this night...
9. Any skirt looks best of all on the back of a chair!
10. How much time and effort must a man spend for to take advantage of a women's weak moment.
11. During the day we are loved for our advantages, during the night - for our vices.
12. Sex is a Sensation caused by Passion. When a boy puts his Information in a lass's Communication. It makes rise of the Population of the next Generation. Will u take my Explanation or u still need a Demonstration?
13. Not thinking of reciprocity, always plan intimacy:)
14. I feel like a TAMPAX: in a good place, but at a bad moment...
15. Never write off a French letter!
16. Even if u touch my hand

I can simply lose my head!
17. If u are nice u may call me sweety

If you are attractive u may call me honey

If u are hot you'd better call ME!
18. Mobile sex: press 1 for normal, press 2 for oral, press 3 for anal, 4 for a trio and if u want everything... dial my number!
19. Statistics say that 3\4 of all the people in the world make up 75% of the next generation...So, why can't we join them?
20. Canes and rocks may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!
21. Decide:

Am I your guide?

Like a flame in the night

If you want me

Prepare for flight!
22. Dirty boys need to take a shower, dirty girls need to call me right now!
23. Lasses lack for feminity, but women - for virginity!
24. I can think about nothing, my May,

But about you and your dress decollete...
25. Don't u know that you would look better with a pound less... I think your clothes weight exactly a pound!
26. If I had a penny every night I dream of u... I would be rich!
27. I think, your Daddy used to be a terrorist, cuz you are a BOMB!!!

HAND-WRITTEN RHYMES

1.You are the sun in my sky

Smiling at me and making me fly

Alluring me and making me laugh

For the fist time I feel this magic true love!
2. Deeply in the shadows my whisper is loud:

"You are the only one I'm always thinking about"

Everything I need is your eyes looking down at me

Everything I wish is that you let your feelings free.
3. What's love? Eternal hope?

The arrow, piercing your breast?

In your beloved embraces moan?

Or it's a dream that won't be back?
4. One instant thought is burning in my head

When shall I see you next time, my precious friend?
5. You love me bad

You love me sad

You love me sick

And I am glad

I don't need lies

Pretending smiles

To be myself...

A good advice.
6. The language of true love is forever

That's why love never goes away

That's why, my Love, we shall part never

That's why I do want you to stay!
7. You don't care about superiority of yours,

With your Olympic pose, it is so grand,

And with your eyes, so shining and so gold

You just remain me that you are like God.
8. Memory is a strange thing

I'll always remember my school bell ring

I'll never forget my first kiss at school,

We always remember such things as a rule.

Sweet tears of joy, friendly kisses,

Lots of friends that one really misses!
9. I feel like being in a different world

When I'm with u it's all another

U're rarely different from this darkness

And if u move I'll move with u.
10. Where is the heart of night?

Lake of my dreams will take me there tonight.

There I'll see the moon light...

Sitting in shadow you'll hold me tight.
11. Could it be that I once met u

In a dream that didn't seem to be true?

For me you are more than a memory

I'll hardly find a person like you!
12. In any danger I'll be near

To save u from yourself and others

Only when u're close I feel so real

Let's get lost and stay together
13. I want to turn the pages of my mind.

I'd like to dream and then I'll feel alright.
14. I want people to live in peace.

I want the stars to grow on trees.

But it's impossible, I'm afraid

It's like to go through the closed gate.
15. I love you with every touch

You can never understand

I love you so much!

Just promise to hold my hand!
16. A simple red rose,

so soft to the touch,

is not enough to show

just how much...

I love you.
17. How tight can you hold me?

How long can we stay awake?

How hot can you kiss me?

How much our love can make?
18. When you are with me it's always summer

And ever in winter I feel warmer.
19. I wish I could describe you

You are nothing but a dream...

Making me feel lonely and blue

I feel like I could scream.
20. I hope we'll be together

And never just apart

Defeater of my loneliness

You'll never be denied.
21. I miss you so much night and day

I can hardly believe you are gone,

I thought our love is the only right way

But now I'm again alone.
22. Making love is oh, so sweet!

Lost in your mysterious eyes

Where will the passion us lead?

Will it make us fall or rise?
23. Love is...

The most wanted of my wishes

With u I got this feeling

It seems like so delicious

Sometimes it's f*ck'n thrilling.
24. Love is a splendid thing, they say,

And I believed it when I met u one day

Every moment spent with u

Makes each of my dreams come true
25. Love is a journey for two

Step by step, together we go

Love means a world of me and you

I wonder, don't you think so?
26. What's love? The poem about her?

The frequent breath when ......meeting?

The walls with declaration words?

When you in languor spend your evening?
27. What is this I'm feeling?

I have never felt it before...

I'm afraid that it may be seeming...

I'm afraid it may prove to be floor...
28. While thinking of you, the world just leaves

And I fall in the sea of my dreams

I'm writing this poem only for you

Think of me when you're feeling blue.
29. You do something with me

Though I'm not sure exactly what

It always makes me feel glee

It's something I've never got...
30. Let me hand you the key of my heart

I really don't need it any more...

I've loved you from the very start

In life's sea you're the only shore.
31. There is no more reason to lie

There is no more reason to keep it in dark

I really love you, I try

To leave in you soul the happiest mark...
32. Hiding below the surface of reality

I'm falling away in the hands of fantasy...

I hear your voice, your gentle whisper

The 24 hours I terribly miss you!
33. My days of sadness are in the past

Cuz I met my Angel at last

The Angel who took away my sorrow

And made me believe in a better tomorrow!
34. My heart is yours alone

Take it all and never give back

In your hands it'll shine like a stone

Out of them it will turn black...
35. The way I feel is inspiring and new

No words can describe our souls' close link

My heart blossoms for you

Like a fragrant flower in spring...
36. Every smile given by you

Brings me bliss and joy

Every hour spent with you

Makes my soul soar!
37. I am evil

But it's not exactly me

I'm just falling

You can help me, can't you see?

Maybe some day

I will stand for other side

Maybe one night

I'll be back inside the light.
38. Spoken words cannot express

The feeling born in my soul

No one can understand, but I confess

Without you my world¬s is not whole!
39. Look into my eyes, mysterious and blue

Can you hear my heart saying "I'm in love with you"?
40. Everytime I take a look inside u

I just can't forget what I see inside

If I only could be like u in things

That I always see in your shining eyes.
41. In every way

And every day

I know my perfect

Love will stay!

GOOD NYT SMS

1. The sun set softly

Another night have come

You breath so calmly, slowly

Your face exudes charm...
2. Looking at the stars so bright

You are always on my mind,

Looking at the Moon, I feel so blue

I'll hardly stand the night without u!
3. Open the window and see the moon light...

I know u feel sleepy, good bye and good night!
4. The stars are shining in the sky

Only the Moon is sad... So am I.

I miss u, sweetheart, I do miss.

I say "good night" and kiss your lips!
5. Do u know how t'catch a star?

You must fall asleep and it won't be so far!
6. Let this night be full of dreams

Let your dreams be full of love

I'll never stop thinking of you, oh, please,

Let me come in your dreams this night!
7. There are so many words I cannot say

I dare only wish u good night, my Fay!
8. My heart and your heart

Stay together day and night.

Have sweet dream, my dear,

I'm sorry for I'm not here...
9. I want to hold u close and tight

My faithful lady, so, good night!
10. All my thoughts are turned to u

Good night, my Baby, sweet and pure!
11. Close your eyes and fall asleep

Into delicious dreams...

In the shadows of your vision I hope, we'll meet

And I'll kiss your dear lips!
12. My love is honest to the core

Without u I hardly breathe

Each day I love u more and more

I'm sending u my goodnight kiss!
13. Look up to the stars above

They whisper "Good night, my love"!
14. I close my eyes so hard and tight

I want you to be close this night

But only I see a thin light of moon

Without u I lost the tune!
15. My heart listens to the music

of the night clouds as they whisper:

"You would love only her and you always will be!"
16. Loving u brings me so much pride

Loving you is a gift from above

Embracing u and saying "Good night"

I hope we'll meet tomorrow, my love!
17. Good night, my baby, my shining sun

You are indeed a special one!
18. Your smile is like a new day

Your eyes're like the darkest night

Without u my life is in vain

I want u to know it... good night!
19. My angel, my darling, my sometimes weary heart

You're the only one reason this sleepless night!
20. This night is so silent and quiet

You've already fallen asleep

My heart's shining like stars so bright

Cuz I'm in love with u deep!
21. What a pity! I'm not at your place!

Miles separate me from you

This night in my dreams I'll see your face

Good night, my angel, I hope you miss me too!
22. Good night, my dear girl, so beautiful and clever,

I love u not today nor tomorrow but forever!
23. I can't sleep at night

'cause I wanna be with u

Wanna have you by my side

I'll never stop dreaming of u!
24. I hear you heart allures mine

And I feel it must obey

I feel my heart calling thine

And needs it here to stay!

It's time to say good night

I wish your dreams'd not end with the light!
25. You've closed your eyes, so deep and arch...

Don't u know, someone loves u so much!

GETTING ACQUAINTED

1. Dear, doesn't your Mom need a son-in-law?
2. Let's bet 100$ that now I will invite you to spend a night with me, but you'll refuse flatly?
3. Hi! It is a Gallup poll of how to strike up an acquaintance! Choose the number of the worst variant and send it back:

1) Good afternoon! What's your name?

2) Wow, Sweety, let's have fun, shall we?

3) Hi! It is a Gallup poll...
4. Would you be against if a charming man tries to make you happy?
5. Darling, haven't you seen my white steed?
6. I noticed that you had noticed me, and I'd like to notice that I'd noticed you too.
7. I can hardly imagine what I must say for getting acquainted with you, but we'd better imagine that I've already said it!
8. Lady, I'm from the placement service. May you place me before your business?
9. Would you like me to tell you the words, which you were not told before?
10. Do you believe in love from the first sight? Or I must walk by you again?
11. Dear, does your tongue master French?
12. I remember the day, oh pretty stranger

When in my life you came

When I heard your voice, as sweet as an angel's...

Oh, tell me, what is your name?
13. Oh, forgive me my tactlessness

But your voice, your face and figure

Remind me of a princess!
14. I met u in the shadows of my heart

I met u in the sky above...

My splendid stranger, it is a shame

That I still don't know your name!
15. There is a spring in my soul

Cuz i met u today

Oh, please let me see you once more

I'm eager to know your name!
16. You remind me of a flower

So magnificent and gentle

You remind me of a fire

Which can light my soul's candle!
17. The sun is still shining

So why are u hiding?
18. Why u say hi and always go away

When I want u to stay!
19. The sun is shining

The sky is so blue

Hello, my sweet, my darling

I wonder, how are u?
20. Good afterno.. no... good morn..! evening! or no? My angel, I don't even have the slightest idea of what time it is in the Heaven now.
21. My friend, good afternoon

I hope to see u very soon!
22. Now...

Somebody is sleeping,

Somebody is laughing,

Somebody is dreaming,

Somebody is driving,

Someone is sending SMS...

What are you doing, my princess?
23. I have been missing u since the night was gone.

Hello, my baby, how are u getting on?

CLASSIC POEMS

1. But could youth last and love still breed,

Had joys no date nor age no need,

Then these delights my mind might move

To live with thee and be thy love.
2. I never saw so sweet a face

As that I stood before.

My heart has left its dwelling place

And can return no more.
3. For nothing this wide universe I call,

Save thou, my rose; in it thou art my all.
4. My love is strengthen'd, though more weak in seeming;

I love not less, though less the show appear:

That love is merchandized whose rich esteeming

The owner's tongue doth publish every where.
5. Thy love is better than high birth to me,

Richer than wealth, prouder garments' cost,

Or more delight than hawks or horses be;

And having thee, of all men's pride I boast...
6. Of this gold city, and eternal day'-

Nay peace: behind my prison's blinded bars

I do possess what none can take away

My love and all the glory of the stars.
7. Between the blossoms red and white,

O merrily the throstle sings!

My love first came into my sight,

O perfect vision of delight,

O the glad dove has golden wings!
8. ...and the sunlight clasps the earth,

And the moonbeams kiss the sea;-

What are all these kassings worth,

If thou kiss not me?
9. What's to come is still unsure:

In delay there lies not plenty;

Then, come kiss me, sweet and twenty,

Youth's a stuff will not endure.
10. My cheek is cold and white, alas!

My heart beats load and fast-

Oh! press it close to thine own again,

Where it will break at last!
11. Oh night! divorce our sun and sky apart -

Never our lips, our hands.
12. You smiled, you spoke and I believed,

By every word and smile - deceived.

Another man would hope no more;

Nor hope I- what I hoped before.

But let not this last wish be vain;

Deceive, deceive me once again!
13. It's all I have I have to bring today,

This, and my heart beside,

This, and my heart beside, and all the fields,

And all the meadows wide.

Be sure you count, should I forget,

Someone the sum could tell,

This, and my heart, and all the bees

Which in the clover dwell.
14. Nor tie to earths to come,

Nor action new,

Except through this extent,

The Realm of You!
15. A magic moment I remember:

I raised my eyes and you were there.

A fleeting vision, the quintessence

Of all that's beautiful and rare.
16. My heart is what it was before,

A house where people come and go

But it is winter with your love,

The sashes are beset with snow.
17. Love, if I weep it will no matter,

An if you laugh I shall no care;

Foolish am I to think about it,

But it is good to feel you there.
18. Beauty and love are all my dreams;

They change not with the changing day;

Love stays forever like a stream

That flows but never flows away;...
19. Rowing in Eden.

Ah, the sea.

Might I but moor

Tonight with thee!
20. O hurry to the ragged wood, for there

I will drive all those lovers out and cry

O, my share of the world, O, yellow hair!

No one has ever loved but you and I.
21. At last, when all the summer shine

That warmed life's early hours is past,

Your loving fingers seek for mine

And hold them close - at last - at last!
22. I fear not all that Time or Fate

May bring to burden heart or brow,-

Strong in the love that came so late,

Our souls shall keep it always now!
23. I love thee, as I love the calm

Of sweet, star-lighted hours!

I love thee, as love the balm

Of early jes'mine flow'rs.
24. Such is the feeling which from thee

Nought earthly can allure:

'Tis ever link'd to all I see

Of gifted - high - and pure!
25. I love you as I love the ...
...first

Young violet of the spring;

Or the pale lily, April-nurs'd

To scented blossoming.
26. Having loved me when I was young

And now when I am not,

You are twice blessed

For giving

A rich person a gift.
27. Come live with me and be my love,

And we will all the pleasures prove,

That valleys, groves, hills and fields,

Woods or steepy mountains yields.
28. I prize thy love more then whole mines of gold,

Or all the riches that the East doth hold.
29. And looking to the Heaven, that bends above you,

How oft! I bless the Lot that made me love you.
30. But see how patient I am grown

In this coil about thee:

Come, nice thing, let thy heart alone,

I cannot live without thee!
31. If ever two were one, then surely we.

If ever man were lov'd by wife, then thee;

If ever wife was happy in a man,

Compare with me ye women if you can.
32. I would I could adopt your will,

See with your eyes, and set my heart.

Beating by yours, and drink me fill

At your soul's springs - your part my part

In life, for good and ill.
33. My love is such that rivers cannot quench,

Nor ought but love from thee, give recompense.

Thy love is such I can no way repay,

The heavens reward thee manifold I pray.
34. Give all to love;

Obey the heart;

Friends, kindred, days,

Estate, good-fame,

Plans, credit and the Muse,-

Nothing refuse.
35. The void shall not weary, the fear shall not alter

These lips and these eyes of the loved and the lover.
36. Come to me in my dreams, and then

By day I shall be well again!

For then the nightwill more than pay

The hopeless longing of the day.
37. How say you "Let us, O my dove,

Let us be ashamed of soul,

As earth lies bare to heaven above!

How is it under control

To love or not to love?"